Stephen Merchant (the voice of Wheatley in Portal 2) recorded 16 HOURS of audio for the game.
((The Ask is back!
And, if it’s very much the same to all of you, I am officially opening up the option to ask both Karl and Ricky as well, under the new URL: Askthetrifecta.
I want to thank all of you lovely 422 followers who’ve been so patient with me over the unexpected hiatus, and I promise to return with a bit more frequency, higher quality, and in full color.))
these are the kawaiiest babies ever
A compilation of Wheatley doing an accent
I just let out the ugliest squawk of laughter
goddamn life ruining piece of piss
Steve, I’m gonna have to ask you to cease and desist. Like now, please.
I know everyone on Tumblr loves him so here you are.
At least I think he’s everyone’s favorite since I’ve seen weird posts about him. And by weird post I mean “terrifying posts that scar your eyes so you’ll never sleep normal again”. I don’t want to think about it anymore…
Lol, why are some of these lyrics strangely applicable to the smerchettes?
One of my friends sent me this earlier as her reaction to my smerchette-ness, lol. /starts knitting a sweater anyway
Why won’t you call me? (call me)
I’m sitting here waiting (waiting)
Why won’t you call me?
AHAHAHAH IT’S TUMBLR’S NATIONAL ANTHEM
The line about making him a pet to keep under the bed is what killed me.
UNGHH. That’s the most adorable giraffe ever.
EVER. I don’t want it under my bed, I want it by my side 24/7.
Blair did a cover of this song! A much improved version, IMHO.
….oh my god.
Oh. My. God.
fljdhgfkdhgkd ;u; I feel special
Your blog is now signed by Steve and a 100 % more awesome.
Goodnight everyone. You can expect a quote before I leave for school tomorrow. (I finally got off my lazy ass and queued up a few things for mornings and stuff.)